too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

(via pizza)

shmegel:

preferred pronouns: old sport

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

creamofneat:

*heelies away with your bitch*

(via cliterallysame)

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(via mynameisdug)